Bad Boy Meter
Fun red flag quiz: tick his style and habits, get a bad boy %.
Looks & style (tick everything that applies)
Socials & "friends"
Habits & texts
About this tool
What is the Bad Boy Meter?
The Bad Boy Meter is a just-for-fun quiz. Tick the looks and habits that sound like your partner, and the gauge swings from green to red to show how "bad boy" he is, from Golden Retriever Boyfriend 🐶 to Final Boss of Bad Boys 👑🐍.
How it works
- Looks & style: picture cards like the chinstrap beard, eyebrow slits, grey sweatpants, the vape and the gold chain. Tap a card to tick it.
- Socials: how many Instagram models he follows, and how many girls he's told you "don't worry about".
- Habits & texts: "u up?" at 2am, "I just don't like labels", contacts saved as "Jake Gym", the phone that's always face down…
Habits weigh more than looks, and the score never hits 100%. Only God knows that. Copy your result with one click and send it to the group chat.
FAQ
Is the result accurate?
No, and it isn't meant to be. It's a joke with zero scientific basis. Nobody's haircut or wardrobe says anything about who they are.
Is my data saved anywhere?
No. Everything runs in your browser. Nothing you tick, and not your partner's name, is sent or stored.
Are any of these red flags real?
A few are. Love bombing, hiding you from everyone, and constantly saying "you're overreacting" are recognised signs of an unhealthy relationship. If you're genuinely worried, talk to someone you trust or a counsellor.
